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Know Your Stars - JavertScene: An empty stage. Javert is sitting in a director's chair in the middle. A voice floats down as the camera zooms in, accompanied by a pretty light display.

VO: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...

VO: Inspector Javert...loves him some fluffy pink bunnies.

Javert: Fluffy pink bunnies? Mere child's play! Do I look like a child to you?

VO: Inspector Javert...was captain of the swim team in high school.

Javert: No I wasn't! I can't swim at all! Do you mock me?

VO: Inspector Javert...is so obsessive he pursued an innocent man for twenty years.

Javert: 24601? He violated his parole! He needed to be broug

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RUNAWAY CARTby ~ormery

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©2010-2013 ~ormery

this is scribbly as fuck but I'm really easily amused.

I was gonna neat it up and stuff in some way or other but then some stuff happened and I don't think I am going to because going back to it with the intention of neating it up now makes me want to stab my eyes out a lil bit BUT i thought i would share it anyway because I think it's funny. MAYBE ONE DAY IN THE FUTURE I WILL NEAT IT UP idk.

anyway you PROBABLY CAN'T READ ALL OF THIS but about the sum of it is that I have always found it completely absurd how everyone is all OMG VALJEAN DO NOT TOUCH THAT FALLEN CART OR YOU WILL DIE and okay I don't care if there is in fact a legitimate reason for this I DON'T WANT TO KNOW DON'T SPOIL MY FUN

"HE IS CAUGHT BY THE WHEEL"
"DON'T GO NEAR AT THE RISK OF YOUR LIFE"
"IT'LL KILL YOU AS WELL"

"What are you talking about you stupid peasants
it's just a cart
I'll do it"

"but m'sieur le maire IT'S POISONED"

"and RIGGED TO EXPLODE"

"and COVERED IN SHARKS"

"BRING IT ON"

so yeah that's why I probably shouldn't be allowed in theatres

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~sark Jul 24, 2011 Student General Artist

this is amazing. if a polished version ever showed up I think my head would explode.

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~Eightohsixtythird Oct 3, 2010

Such joy has been brought. <3

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~ormery Oct 6, 2010

I am glad!

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~bluesun777 Sep 8, 2010

Haha. Reminds me of Kate Beaton. x]
Excellent.

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~ormery Sep 9, 2010

fft thank you!

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~littlebaldwin Aug 18, 2010

haahaha. I've toooootally wondered why they said "it'll kill you as well" before. LOVE.

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~katanisk Jul 1, 2010 Student Filmographer

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS EARLIER

Oh jesus Valjean is the man

I love you forever for things like this okay

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~ormery Jul 1, 2010

he is

he is THE MAN
the ABSOLUTE MANNEST
also headmaster of Hogwarts

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~SamHallDraws Jun 16, 2010

Oh man, this is amazing. Awesome, awesome job!

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~selina5io Jun 16, 2010

the whole comic is so damn funny!
The phrase "scribbly as fuck" made me laugh my ass off by the way.
BRING IT ON!

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